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The Tragic Death of Yet Another Actor: Why We Pretend Their Parrot Jobs Matter More Than Yours
Bashing, 2026-05-30

The Tragic Death of Yet Another Actor: Why We Pretend Their Parrot Jobs Matter More Than Yours

"Oh my god, everyone, brace yourselves — another famous actor has died. Time to shut down the internet, post black-and-white tributes, and act like civilization itself is crumbling. Because apparently, memorizing lines other people wrote, wearing costumes, and fake-crying for millions of dollars is the most essential work humanity has ever produced...

Greg
2 min read
Peel Police Nail 17 Foreign Extortion Gang Members — Now Watch the System Protect Them
Government, Law, Immigration 2026-05-28

Peel Police Nail 17 Foreign Extortion Gang Members — Now Watch the System Protect Them

Outstanding work by Peel Regional Police — 17 arrests, 106 charges, taking down an international crew terrorizing South Asian families with shootings and extortion. All 17 are non-Canadian citizens. But instead of quick deportations, we’ll probably get years of immigration court delays, appeals, and taxpayer-funded stays.

Greg
2 min read
Mexico City Solves Corruption and Lost Drivers with Peak Bureaucracy: "Call a Female Cop" and "GPS is for Gringos"
Humor, Law, Mexico City, Stupidity 2026-05-28

Mexico City Solves Corruption and Lost Drivers with Peak Bureaucracy: "Call a Female Cop" and "GPS is for Gringos"

In the sprawling chaos of Mexico City — where 32 million souls navigate a concrete jungle that makes Niagara Falls look like a cul-de-sac — the geniuses in charge have struck again. Two fresh masterpieces of legislation dropped, proving that "who the fuck makes these laws?" isn't just a rhetorical question. It's someone who clearly photocopied their law degree at a corner store.

Greg
1 min read
Drones and Warfare - Will they change the battle field?
War 2026-05-25

Drones and Warfare - Will they change the battle field?

The battlefield no longer belongs solely to tanks, artillery, or air power. It belongs to whoever can see first, strike fastest, and adapt cheapest. Drones have shattered the old economics of war, where million-dollar systems once dominated through sheer firepower.

Greg
1 min read
The Death of a Canadian Icon: Tim Hortons Was Never the Same After 1974
Culture, Candian Icon, 2026-05-23

The Death of a Canadian Icon: Tim Hortons Was Never the Same After 1974

Tim Hortons used to feel like part of Canada itself — built on fresh coffee, hockey culture, and local community. Now, with Dunkin’ planning a major comeback, a lot of Canadians are wondering if the old magic is gone for good. Is this real competition at last, or just another corporate giant wearing a familiar smile

Greg
1 min read
The Battle for Britain: The Slow-Burn Sequel No One Asked For
Government, Revolt 2026-05-22

The Battle for Britain: The Slow-Burn Sequel No One Asked For

What does it feel like to stand in a vast, restless crowd beneath a storm-heavy London sky while watching the skyline of Westminster loom through smoke and fire, as a speaker’s voice carries over the noise and an oversized hourglass seems to mark down time above the political tension unfolding below?

Greg
2 min read
The Hells Angels Hideout That Isn't
Crime 2026-05-20

The Hells Angels Hideout That Isn't

A tragic crime near a notorious biker gang's supposed hideout raises more questions about the reporting than the crime itself

Greg
2 min read
Why are Liberals the way they are? A bedtime story for grown-ups
Government, Bashing 2026-05-20

Why are Liberals the way they are? A bedtime story for grown-ups

They don’t see contradictions — they see branding. Fly private to a climate summit? Necessary. Demand open borders from behind gated communities? Compassion. Scream about oppression while living in the safest, wealthiest society in human history? Activism. Modern liberalism isn’t a philosophy anymore; it’s a lifestyle subscription built on moral outrage, social media validation, and the comforting belief that someone else should always pay the bill. Facts are negotiable, feelings are sacred, and personal responsibility is treated like hate speech with extra steps

Greg
1 min read
Defining Free Speech: Rights, Limits, and Government Power
2026-05-18

Defining Free Speech: Rights, Limits, and Government Power

Free speech is not absolute, but the real danger lies in vague or viewpoint-based restrictions imposed by government. Here is a clear breakdown of what free speech means, when limits are legitimate, and why neutrality matters.

Greg
6 min read
The Hidden Cost of Canada's Net-Zero Ambitions
Essay 2026-05-17

The Hidden Cost of Canada's Net-Zero Ambitions

Canada's latest agreement with Alberta to reduce emissions and diversify exports raises more questions than answers about the true cost of reaching net-zero by 2050

Greg
4 min read
Caribou on the Brink
Wilderness 2026-05-17

Caribou on the Brink

The fight to save British Columbia's southern mountain caribou from logging and habitat destruction

Greg
3 min read
Justice, But No Answers
Justice 2026-05-16

Justice, But No Answers

A guilty verdict in a Toronto murder trial leaves more questions than closure for the victim's family

Greg
3 min read
Keepers of the Earth? What a Load of Romantic Shite
Bashing 2026-05-09

Keepers of the Earth? What a Load of Romantic Shite

The “Keepers of the Earth” trope wasn’t ancient wisdom — it was a European noble savage fantasy Disney-fied for modern guilt. Indigenous people were humans, not mystical tree-huggers. (148 characters)

Greg
1 min read
Sikhs on Horseback Ride Hwy 427 in Malton Nagar Kirtan – Laws Ignored?
Law 2026-05-09

Sikhs on Horseback Ride Hwy 427 in Malton Nagar Kirtan – Laws Ignored?

A group of Sikh participants on horseback, carrying spears, took to Highway 427 near the 407 ETR during the Malton Nagar Kirtan 2026 for Khalsa Day. Despite being clearly illegal and dangerous under Ontario’s Highway Traffic Act, no enforcement occurred. Another case of selective rules for cultural events?

Greg
1 min read