The Tragic Death of Yet Another Actor: Why We Pretend Their Parrot Jobs Matter More Than Yours
"Oh my god, everyone, brace yourselves — another famous actor has died. Time to shut down the internet, post black-and-white tributes, and act like civilization itself is crumbling. Because apparently, memorizing lines other people wrote, wearing costumes, and fake-crying for millions of dollars is the most essential work humanity has ever produced...