The Enlightened Liberal Woman: She Knows Everything, Especially the Stuff That Doesn't Work
Ah, the modern liberal woman — a walking TED Talk who’s read exactly one article on Medium and now possesses the combined wisdom of Socrates, Oprah, and that one viral Twitter thread. She’ll lecture you on economics while her cat eats better than most families, and she’s certain the patriarchy is why her sourdough starter died. Common sense? Darling, that’s for the unenlightened. Marriage? Only if he’s fully housebroken and identifies as a “partner in equity.”