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The Tragic Death of Yet Another Actor: Why We Pretend Their Parrot Jobs Matter More Than Yours
Bashing, 2026-05-30

The Tragic Death of Yet Another Actor: Why We Pretend Their Parrot Jobs Matter More Than Yours

"Oh my god, everyone, brace yourselves β€” another famous actor has died. Time to shut down the internet, post black-and-white tributes, and act like civilization itself is crumbling. Because apparently, memorizing lines other people wrote, wearing costumes, and fake-crying for millions of dollars is the most essential work humanity has ever produced...

Greg
2 min read
Peel Police Nail 17 Foreign Extortion Gang Members β€” Now Watch the System Protect Them
Government, Law, Immigration 2026-05-28

Peel Police Nail 17 Foreign Extortion Gang Members β€” Now Watch the System Protect Them

Outstanding work by Peel Regional Police β€” 17 arrests, 106 charges, taking down an international crew terrorizing South Asian families with shootings and extortion. All 17 are non-Canadian citizens. But instead of quick deportations, we’ll probably get years of immigration court delays, appeals, and taxpayer-funded stays.

Greg
2 min read
Mexico City Solves Corruption and Lost Drivers with Peak Bureaucracy: "Call a Female Cop" and "GPS is for Gringos"
Humor, Law, Mexico City, Stupidity 2026-05-28

Mexico City Solves Corruption and Lost Drivers with Peak Bureaucracy: "Call a Female Cop" and "GPS is for Gringos"

In the sprawling chaos of Mexico City β€” where 32 million souls navigate a concrete jungle that makes Niagara Falls look like a cul-de-sac β€” the geniuses in charge have struck again. Two fresh masterpieces of legislation dropped, proving that "who the fuck makes these laws?" isn't just a rhetorical question. It's someone who clearly photocopied their law degree at a corner store.

Greg
1 min read